HikeArizona.COM

The Oatmeal rules.

skatchkins wrote:If air mattresses were honest: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/air_mattress

That pretty much says it all in my guest room! LMAO

azbackpackr wrote:That pretty much says it all in my guest room! LMAO

Me too, but I also have the futon covered in weird stains and cat hair available for the more adventurous.

Better than cat stains and weird hair....

For years my dad and I hunted big game here in Arizona.
I'm proud to say that no large mammal was ever harmed.
Indians called me Vegatarian Man...

Looks like Rudolph is about to unload a round on Ted Nugent there ...

kingsnake wrote:Looks like Rudolph is about to unload a round on Ted Nugent there ...

Oh please oh please

So, I am randomly clicking through The Onion, and find this:

"Get Me To A Hospital, I Think I Just Swallowed Some Venom"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/get-me ... ome,31358/

There were some big people words in there.... [-X

I think I just found my animal world equal....

The winter of our discount tent. (For you literary types...)

The Mrs. and I were driving back from Denver a couple of days ago. Yes a lovely 14 hour drive if I must say so, when our conversation turned to French artists.
Well the effects of Rockstar energy drinks mixed with a healthy dose of Mountain Dew and a Blakes green chili Lottaburger were kicking in.
My mind turned to the French artiste who while hiking the Alpes realized that the blisters forming on his feet were the result of improperly tied boots.
They were in effect........Too loose ta trek.

I am pleased to see that two of my HAZ pals "get" the joke. Next time I see you I'll tell you my Steinbeck story, which involves an old typewriter, a first cellist, a Steinbeck, and skinny-dipping...

Prayer bear.

Here's one to go with the last one:

The Prayer Bear reminded me of this one...A retired Weatherman waiting on the Camp Chef.... http://hikearizona.com/photo.php?ZIP=325865

This is obviously doctored from what it originally was, but I like it anyway.