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Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 13 2010 8:58 pm
by Al_HikesAZ
Telling Bad Jokes is a mental disease.
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010 ... is-no-joke
Melissa Dahl writes: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Smells like carrots.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.

Terrible jokes? Or a sign of a brain disorder? Actually, sometimes it's hard to tell.

Witzelsucht (the Germans just have the best words for everything, don't they?) is a brain dysfunction that causes all sorts of compulsive silliness: bad jokes, corny puns, wacky behavior. It's also sometimes called the "joking disease," and as Taiwanese researchers phrased it in a 2005 report, it's a "tendency to tell inappropriate and poor jokes." We've covered all sorts of strange disorders of the mind in earlier Body Odd posts: one disorder makes you believe your loved ones are strangers, another convinces you that your hand has taken on a life of its own. Now, we give you a brain disorder that actually causes a poor sense of humor.

It's a symptom of an injury to the right frontal lobe, which could be caused by brain trauma or a stroke, tumor, infection or a degenerative disease. "Patients who have disease of the left frontal lobe often are sad, anxious and depressed," explains Dr. Kenneth Heilman, a neurologist at the University of Florida College of Medicine in Gainesville, Fla. "In contrast ... patients with right-hemisphere disease often (appear) indifferent or euphoric and have inappropriate jocularity."

Heilman says he sees several cases of Witzelsucht each year. "One of the most dramatic cases (that I've seen) appeared to be attracted to my reflex hammer," Heilman says. "After I checked his deep tendon reflexes and put my hammer down, he picked up the hammer and started to check my reflexes, while giggling."

A 2005 case study describes a 57-year-old woman who suddenly morphed into a more gregarious version of herself. "She had become the life of the party and would laugh, joke, and sing all the time. The patient had decreased self-care and hygiene and wore the same clothes every day," according to the report. Her doctors believed dementia that damaged the front temporal lobes of her brain was to blame for her change in personality.

The Taiwanese case study mentioned earlier describes a 56-year-old man's symptoms, and introduces an interesting conundrum found in some Witzelsucht sufferers. Although they're constantly making others laugh, some patients don't seem to get the joke themselves. "On some occasions, he showed no smiles or laughter to the jokes ... which made everyone laugh loudly, while on other occasions, he was not able to appreciate jokes from the others," according to the report.

When it's possible, doctors attempt to treat the underlying disease or injury that's causing the Witzelsucht symptoms. Some physicians may prescribe mood stabilizers such as antipsychotic medications, but often they'll attempt to use behavioral strategies to rein in the giggles. But as Heilman explains, the jokiness "can be annoying to family and caregivers, (but) it is usually not a terrible problem."
I wonder if my my Cialis will solve this. OOPS bad joke. Sorry.

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 13 2010 9:12 pm
by azbackpackr
Would you say that a man who is going to the tailor's is having fits?

She was the farmer's daughter and all the horse manure.

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 13 2010 9:24 pm
by Al_HikesAZ
azbackpackr wrote:Would you say . . ..
That's what I would say. :sl:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 13 2010 10:31 pm
by SuperstitionGuy
I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous. :sl:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 7:47 am
by maxpower
Doctor to patient: "How long have you been bedridden Ma'am?"
Patient: "Oh let me think....umm, not for 20 years, when my husband was alive." :lol:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 7:53 am
by azbackpackr
Two reporters meet and shake hands. The first one says, "Hi, I'm Smith from the Tribune." The other replies, "Nice to meet you. I'm Brown from the Sun."

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 8:27 am
by imike
hmmm... maybe there's a chance for my humor level to get better.... hiking yesterday I slipped off a cliff edge and body slammed then took a nice head impact! When will the jokes start cracking???? :?

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 9:06 am
by maxpower
Save these...someday when it's a long slog out on the New Hance trail, they might come in handy! :whistle:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 12:15 pm
by cathymocha
"Why is eight afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine." (per my 9yr old grandson).

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 5:15 pm
by te_wa
did you hear about the 3-legged dog who went into the saloon?
he was lookin for the man that shot his paw

i wanna see the new pirate movie coming out, but im only 15 and its rated Aaarrrgghhh

chinese proverb:
man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways always going to Bangkok

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 5:44 pm
by imike
why did the muskmelons have to have a formal wedding?

because... they cantelope!

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 5:55 pm
by maxpower
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds." So I bought her a scale. And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order for herself." And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?" "Yes," I sighed, "she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since." "My God!" says my wife, "who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" And then the fight started...

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 14 2010 7:27 pm
by azbackpackr
I can row a boat. Canoe?

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 15 2010 12:37 pm
by Alston_Neal
Judging by the level of jokes, I see some of us have already received our medical marijuana..... :D

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 15 2010 12:39 pm
by imike
azbackpackr wrote:I can row a boat. Canoe?
...if I haven't been thwarted...

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 15 2010 4:46 pm
by te_wa
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that "you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too".

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 15 2010 6:20 pm
by azbackpackr
Alston Neal wrote:Judging by the level of jokes, I see some of us have already received our medical marijuana..... :D
You think we are all going to pot, eh?

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 16 2010 10:26 am
by Alston_Neal
te-wa wrote:Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that "you can’t have your kayak and heat it, too".
Ahhhh polar jokes.
A customer's 9 year old son who knows my humor told me this one. I think the source of the joke is the best part.

How do you catch a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice and put a pea on the edge, when the bear comes up and takes a pea, you kick him in the icehole... :y:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 16 2010 4:24 pm
by te_wa
a young american college student is on vaca in Ireland. she is determined to find a man wearing a kilt to ask if the rumor is "true".
she searches for a short while and meets a guy on the street and promptly asks him "is it true, what they say about the kilt?"

the irishman lifts his garment and says "take a peek" in a thick accent.

OH MY GOD she says.. "thats Gruesome"

in his thick accent once again, he tells her "take another peek, it'll grew some more"
:sl:

Re: Witzelsucht - a medical condition for telling Bad Jokes

Posted: Nov 16 2010 5:16 pm
by maxpower
te-wa wrote: "is it true, what they say about the kilt?" etc......
The story goes that if you look under a Scotsman's kilt and he has a quarter pounder, chances are he's a McDonald. :sl:

(I can see that this thread could quickly be sinking into the depths of depravity)