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One good turn deserves another:
http://besthike.wordpress.com/2009/08/1 ... -cartoons/

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Funny they would mentions spies, as I was thinking the art looks a lot like Spy vs. Spy ...

Hiking cartoon:

The back quackers:

How about two whole webpages of cheesy hiker jokes!?
http://www.offthemark.com/cartoons/hiking/

No one's mentioned Get The Gear yet?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/335494/portla ... t-the-gear

skatchkins wrote:No one's mentioned Get The Gear yet?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/335494/portla ... t-the-gear

It's odd but I've discovered that some websites, such as Pandora, are not available here. And hulu is another one. So, I'll have to wait to look at them. I will be home in one month.

This just makes me laugh. Disclaimer: It is very silly and there are a couple pumpkin words

Mountain Hiker Part 1 (with Ben Schwartz)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/67009 ... ker-part-1

Part two, as tradition usually dictates, is even more sillier and word laden so you can find it on your own.

For those 'hammockers' out there.....

Did you hear about the Yankee who passed through a small Southern town just before Christmas? He was interested to see a large nativity scene on the lawn of the courthouse, which had, in place of the three wise men, three firemen in full turnout gear.

On his way out of town he stopped at a convenience store. He asked the clerk about the nativity scene, saying that while it was a very nice one, he didn't understand the reason for the three firemen. The woman at the counter was quite indignant, and said, "Sir, you must not know your Bahble very well!" He said, "Well, yes, ma'am, in fact I do know my Bible quite well!" She grabbed a bible from underneath the counter and opened it to a page, saying, "No, you don't know your Bahble! See? It says raht here, 'They came from afar...'"

Well, since no one laughed at my last joke, how about this one, which I stole off Facebook from Outdoor Lover?

azbackpackr wrote:Did you hear about the Yankee who passed through a small Southern town just before Christmas? He was interested to see a large nativity scene on the lawn of the courthouse, which had, in place of the three wise men, three firemen in full turnout gear.

On his way out of town he stopped at a convenience store. He asked the clerk about the nativity scene, saying that while it was a very nice one, he didn't understand the reason for the three firemen. The woman at the counter was quite indignant, and said, "Sir, you must not know your Bahble very well!" He said, "Well, yes, ma'am, in fact I do know my Bible quite well!" She grabbed a bible from underneath the counter and opened it to a page, saying, "No, you don't know your Bahble! See? It says raht here, 'They came from afar...'"

Actually it has been determined by Biblical scholars that the three wise men were from Japan because the bible says that they came with one Accord.

Ok, now we're movin' along again!

I have one Accord, myself, out in the Charbucks parking lot!

azbackpackr wrote: Ok, now we're movin' along again!

I have one Accord, myself, out in the Charbucks parking lot!

Your are a wise girl...

SuperstitionGuy wrote: Actually it has been determined by Biblical scholars that the three wise men were from Japan because the bible says that they came with one Accord.

Sure it wasn't Cadillac, since they were OnStar?

SuperstitionGuy wrote:the three wise men

Random fact I learned at my annual pilgrimage under the steeple this year. Nowhere in the bible does it say that there were three wise men who visited Jesus. It only references three gifts: gold, frankenstein ;) , and myrrh. The number of Magi bringing the gifts is not known.

You may now call your Sunday School teacher and ask her why she lied to you. :A1:

In other useless trivia related to hiking in Arizona (and the Grand Canyon specifically), the term Magi generally refers to people who were followers of Zoroaster. That's all I've got for today.
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