Dave Barry says that you shouldn't ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see a foot dangling down.

I was the one slowly limping down the mountain using his hiking poles like crutches. You can pay the $5 forward..... I was more taken back by the fact that you though my friend (who is older than me) was my son, and that my son was his son. I showed your post to my son last night and he cracked up l...

After re-reading The Hippy's post I realized that she thinks I was the grandfather of the group. Ouch! Still not exactly sure how she thought my 53 yr old friend was my son (and that my son was his son since we look alot a like). I will just shrug off her impaired cognitive abilities to a lack of re...

Dearest Hippie & Lizard, I'm not sure if I was the elderly gentleman or his father in the above post. As I was hiking with my friend and my son when you stumbled upon us. Note my friend is 2 years older than me, so I'm not sure how you assumed one of us was the grandfather. Anyhow, it was nice m...